| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
Disturbing Search Requests What's in your referrer logs? Are you obsessed with your site stats? Why don't you join now or log in and post the search requests you found in your log files? It's easy. Curious? Read more about this site or check the directory. Old site members click here for instructions on how to reactivate your account. |
Site News
Instructions for members of the old site are here. For new members, there are instructions on how to access your logs to find search requests here and instructions on posting here.
where the fuck is the transmission dipstick for a mazda 626
Oddly enough, it's exactly where you'd expect it to be.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 6/14/09; 12:45:32 PM.
can yogurt give your penis hole a trash can yogurt
If it can, it's not getting near my place ever again.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 6/14/09; 12:39:53 PM.
human sex withe animal videos
And to think, homosexuality is punishable by death in Pakistan.
Discuss the search request found in Buffy's log files on 5/12/09; 10:14:05 AM.
MY SLUT HAS RULES
My brain wants to sing that to the tune of "My Dog Has Fleas." With or without the music, my "What Is A Slut?" essay is not likely to be what the searcher meant.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 5/4/09; 1:26:47 PM.
guys in lawton,ok. have big cocks every guy seems to be at least 9 inches long and as fat as a horses cock
Um, I'll take your word for it.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 4/12/09; 1:12:34 PM.
crap coming out of a person's ass
Out of a person's web browser, you mean.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 3/29/09; 1:15:48 PM.
snot porn free mucus boogers sex mistress
Nuh-uh, pal. You want snot, you're gonna have to pay for it.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 3/15/09; 12:22:33 PM.
The public pissing scenes are not very widespread...
Now this is what I call looking out for Number One.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 12/28/08; 12:39:38 PM.
stories of women that only take off hosiery once a week
I suggest Scent of a Woman for openers.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 11/16/08; 1:39:42 PM.
complete fucking bullshit location ecm buick century custom
It's behind the goddamn glove box. Sheesh.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 11/9/08; 12:54:14 PM.
does meredith vieira's pantyhose smell ?
How in blazes should I know?
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 9/5/08; 7:06:10 PM.
tube mammy porn
Maybe those words mean something different in Turkish. I bet Band Name Fodder still isn't what they were looking for.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 9/2/08; 12:30:24 PM.
Does nina hartley have pepperoni nipples
Is there someone on earth who hasn't seen Nina Hartley's nipples?
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 8/14/08; 10:53:44 PM.
strees with my co worker
Strees, I can't help with. Stress, I can sympathize.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 8/14/08; 2:56:04 PM.
christian antarctic music
So now those evil penguins are putting out Christian music? Of all their crimes, this has to be the worst one.
Discuss the search request found in Zacharay Thackaray's log files on 8/9/08; 6:10:09 PM.
how to pee the bed
Making peepee in the bed is rather quite simple. However, I get more hits to this particular page than most any of my other pages in my blog. Apparently, golden showers is popular these days. *wide eyed*
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 6/13/08; 4:26:05 AM.
Lesbian Turkey couple being refused help, parents trying to violently separate them
Meanwhile, successful surgery has separated gay rooster couple... (OK, OK, I know what the surfer is looking for, and it's a tragic story, but still.)
Discuss the search request found in JR's log files on 6/5/08; 11:21:23 PM.
signs your wife is a lesbian
Sleeping with another woman is one, genius.
Discuss the search request found in JR's log files on 6/5/08; 11:17:51 PM.
mancow nude
What are you, a masochist?
Discuss the search request found in JR's log files on 6/5/08; 11:13:46 PM.
showing a child his penus
Learn to spell. And let the kid learn to spell. And then wait until he isn't a child anymore before you start the show-and-tell-demonstrations. (Seriously, the boy can find his own penis without "help".)
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 5/18/08; 1:56:43 PM.
"only a faggot would replace the s with the z"
Back in the early-1990s, I saw this phrase in the scroll text of a demo program on the Commodore 64 computer.
I guess I'm not the only person who saw this. :-/
Does this make me a faggot or does this make me a breeder? ;-)
Discuss the search request found in Craig Johnson's log files on 5/18/08; 6:16:41 AM.
how to make wendy cum
I suspect that secret died with Peter Pan.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 4/20/08; 12:52:07 PM.
pastor in Mexico having 666 on their body
I run a satirical blog taking the piss out of Christian fundamentalists. I don't know what possessed somebody to search for this, or to end up at my site ... :D
Discuss the search request found in Zacharay Thackaray's log files on 4/14/08; 9:11:45 AM.
shirtless pictures of mitt romney
Why? You want to see his magic underwear?
Discuss (1 response) the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 3/20/08; 5:02:27 AM.
do people who have schizophrenia worry alot
What, me worry?
Discuss (1 response) the search request found in Ghosty Twofish's log files on 3/20/08; 5:01:48 AM.
biblical games for men
Because you don't want to end up with one of those wimpy girls' biblical games.
Discuss the search request found in Eric Mushroom Wilson's log files on 3/15/08; 4:33:39 PM.
how to pickle hog snots & ears
Pickled hog snouts and ears are disgusting enough, thinks Band Name Fodder.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 2/5/08; 1:58:03 PM.
urinated on my self hogtied police
You urinated on yourself while hogtied, or you urinated on yourself, then hogtied the police...? Wait, I don't really want to know.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 2/5/08; 1:42:53 AM.
Stephen Baldwin naked
Even if I wasn't a lesbian....Eeeew!
Discuss the search request found in Buffy's log files on 2/4/08; 3:20:57 AM.
rip mr. gingrich
Rip Mr. Gingrich... what? A new nostril, perhaps? If you meant "R.I.P." as in an obituary, all I can say is: Not yet. Sorry!
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/28/08; 7:25:59 PM.
videos of women stripping to the skin
As long as you're not asking for videos of women stripping to the bone... 'cause that would be, like, gross.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/28/08; 7:22:43 PM.
I'M NOT PRETTY AND I DON'T LIKE MYSELF
You're also loud and use poor grammar.
Discuss the search request found in Ghosty Twofish's log files on 1/24/08; 7:33:27 PM.
men who pee there bed
Men who pee the bed are hot.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/18/08; 10:55:36 PM.
housewives needing a spanking
The only kind I'm interested in acquiring, really.
Discuss the search request found in Ghosty Twofish's log files on 1/18/08; 6:11:10 PM.
bob dole homosexual
No, he's not -- for which homosexuals everywhere are grateful.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/15/08; 6:04:15 PM.
what are the names of three bands
If you can't name three existing bands, you need far more help than Band Name Fodder can give.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 1/14/08; 8:14:44 PM.
women taking a barf
Taking one where?
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/11/08; 9:21:28 PM.
shitty toilet
Some people really have ISSUES. I mean, WHY do you need to see or read about shitty toilets, when you can read about toilet paper (warning, there is a dirty toilet paper in this page)???
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/9/08; 5:45:26 PM.
convent sex
Just when I was almost finished with 40 years of intensive Flushing-Catholicism-Out-of-My-System therapy...!
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/6/08; 10:50:07 PM.
john osteen's funeral video
You mean Joel Osteen? Yes, I'd like to think I'll see such a thing myself, but sadly, Mr. Prosperity-Gospel will probably outlive me.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/6/08; 10:46:37 PM.
Amy Winehouse peed
I guess we all pee, but because it's Amy Winehouse's it must be uber-special.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/4/08; 3:28:53 PM.
waist cincher sex
I guess you can try anything, my dog tried a blanket and a teddy-bear once.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/4/08; 4:34:05 AM.
2 men 1 chick sex
Men shouldn't have sex with chicks, full grown roosters are much better.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/4/08; 4:26:14 AM.
I need to find all the julios in the world that are in 5th grade
Someone has a rather inflated idea of what my 5th grade diary can supply.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 12/28/07; 3:30:05 PM.
he drinks massengill brand post-menstrual disposable douches
Yucko!!!! :-P
Even more so, considering that this search brought him or her to a web page about a Commodore 64 computer.
Yucko!!!! :-P
Discuss the search request found in Craig Johnson's log files on 12/6/07; 10:40:57 AM.
ask jeeves can you eat my vagina
"Hey, Jeeves, you want some o' this?"
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 11/11/07; 11:41:39 AM.
i hate kings lynn
I don't! In fact I quite like the place, almost.
Discuss the search request found in Dave Cooper's log files on 11/8/07; 3:36:00 AM.
oral roberts god kill him
Not yet, but we're optimistic.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 11/6/07; 6:04:06 PM.
memorable quotes of ted bundy
"Hi, I'm Ted, and I'll be your killer tonight."
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 11/6/07; 5:34:04 PM.
Finding Sluts to sleep with
Sorry, my essay isn't a directory.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 11/1/07; 10:34:48 AM.
| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
