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how to make wendy cum
I suspect that secret died with Peter Pan.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 4/20/08; 12:52:07 PM.
pastor in Mexico having 666 on their body
I run a satirical blog taking the piss out of Christian fundamentalists. I don't know what possessed somebody to search for this, or to end up at my site ... :D
Discuss the search request found in Zacharay Thackaray's log files on 4/14/08; 9:11:45 AM.
shirtless pictures of mitt romney
Why? You want to see his magic underwear?
Discuss (1 response) the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 3/20/08; 5:02:27 AM.
do people who have schizophrenia worry alot
What, me worry?
Discuss (1 response) the search request found in Ghosty Twofish's log files on 3/20/08; 5:01:48 AM.
biblical games for men
Because you don't want to end up with one of those wimpy girls' biblical games.
Discuss the search request found in Eric Mushroom Wilson's log files on 3/15/08; 4:33:39 PM.
how to pickle hog snots & ears
Pickled hog snouts and ears are disgusting enough, thinks Band Name Fodder.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 2/5/08; 1:58:03 PM.
urinated on my self hogtied police
You urinated on yourself while hogtied, or you urinated on yourself, then hogtied the police...? Wait, I don't really want to know.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 2/5/08; 1:42:53 AM.
Stephen Baldwin naked
Even if I wasn't a lesbian....Eeeew!
Discuss the search request found in Buffy's log files on 2/4/08; 3:20:57 AM.
rip mr. gingrich
Rip Mr. Gingrich... what? A new nostril, perhaps? If you meant "R.I.P." as in an obituary, all I can say is: Not yet. Sorry!
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/28/08; 7:25:59 PM.
videos of women stripping to the skin
As long as you're not asking for videos of women stripping to the bone... 'cause that would be, like, gross.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/28/08; 7:22:43 PM.
I'M NOT PRETTY AND I DON'T LIKE MYSELF
You're also loud and use poor grammar.
Discuss the search request found in Ghosty Twofish's log files on 1/24/08; 7:33:27 PM.
men who pee there bed
Men who pee the bed are hot.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/18/08; 10:55:36 PM.
housewives needing a spanking
The only kind I'm interested in acquiring, really.
Discuss the search request found in Ghosty Twofish's log files on 1/18/08; 6:11:10 PM.
bob dole homosexual
No, he's not -- for which homosexuals everywhere are grateful.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/15/08; 6:04:15 PM.
what are the names of three bands
If you can't name three existing bands, you need far more help than Band Name Fodder can give.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 1/14/08; 8:14:44 PM.
women taking a barf
Taking one where?
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/11/08; 9:21:28 PM.
shitty toilet
Some people really have ISSUES. I mean, WHY do you need to see or read about shitty toilets, when you can read about toilet paper (warning, there is a dirty toilet paper in this page)???
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/9/08; 5:45:26 PM.
convent sex
Just when I was almost finished with 40 years of intensive Flushing-Catholicism-Out-of-My-System therapy...!
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/6/08; 10:50:07 PM.
john osteen's funeral video
You mean Joel Osteen? Yes, I'd like to think I'll see such a thing myself, but sadly, Mr. Prosperity-Gospel will probably outlive me.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 1/6/08; 10:46:37 PM.
Amy Winehouse peed
I guess we all pee, but because it's Amy Winehouse's it must be uber-special.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/4/08; 3:28:53 PM.
waist cincher sex
I guess you can try anything, my dog tried a blanket and a teddy-bear once.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/4/08; 4:34:05 AM.
2 men 1 chick sex
Men shouldn't have sex with chicks, full grown roosters are much better.
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 1/4/08; 4:26:14 AM.
I need to find all the julios in the world that are in 5th grade
Someone has a rather inflated idea of what my 5th grade diary can supply.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 12/28/07; 3:30:05 PM.
he drinks massengill brand post-menstrual disposable douches
Yucko!!!! :-P
Even more so, considering that this search brought him or her to a web page about a Commodore 64 computer.
Yucko!!!! :-P
Discuss the search request found in Craig Johnson's log files on 12/6/07; 10:40:57 AM.
ask jeeves can you eat my vagina
"Hey, Jeeves, you want some o' this?"
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 11/11/07; 11:41:39 AM.
i hate kings lynn
I don't! In fact I quite like the place, almost.
Discuss the search request found in Dave Cooper's log files on 11/8/07; 3:36:00 AM.
oral roberts god kill him
Not yet, but we're optimistic.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 11/6/07; 6:04:06 PM.
memorable quotes of ted bundy
"Hi, I'm Ted, and I'll be your killer tonight."
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 11/6/07; 5:34:04 PM.
Finding Sluts to sleep with
Sorry, my essay isn't a directory.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 11/1/07; 10:34:48 AM.
ronald reagan boner
No, he's just a stiff.
Discuss the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 10/31/07; 4:05:43 PM.
Women of the Ku Klux Klan
Get your 2008 calendar now!
Discuss (1 response) the search request found in Lavender Liberal's log files on 10/27/07; 7:59:44 AM.
x rated penis apron
Because those G-rated penis aprons are all too common. Band Name Fodder is again no help.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 10/20/07; 6:08:47 PM.
why do beagles pee on ned
Stupid Flanders.
Discuss the search request found in Chaz's log files on 10/3/07; 5:14:24 PM.
the mystery nobody knows
If nobody knows it, why bother searching for it?
Discuss the search request found in Eric Mushroom Wilson's log files on 9/25/07; 9:07:20 AM.
slutty southern women
I'm pretty sure that someone desperate enough to look as far as search results 81-90 would be disappointed by the complete lack of specific slutty people at my essay on the concept of being a slut.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 9/14/07; 6:49:30 PM.
band names for a semi crappy band
Damn kids, taking the easy way out and looking for a band name instead of actually trying to get better!
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 9/8/07; 8:21:04 PM.
Fucking Hotel Housekeepers
Yeah, if you like sweaty people who smell like Comet with dishpan hands, holler!
Discuss the search request found in Hotel Chick's log files on 9/1/07; 1:27:20 AM.
the nine inch penis
That's Mr. Nine Inch Penis to you, pal.
Discuss the search request found in Kevin's log files on 8/31/07; 7:55:14 PM.
midget fetish band
Nope, not in Band Name Fodder.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 8/30/07; 2:26:09 PM.
face sitting moms
Definitely not why I was ever angry with Mom.
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 7/29/07; 4:12:58 PM.
can i have a crush in 6th grade
What, you need permission? (God knows I didn't ask that question; I just went on and on about crushes in my 6th grade diary.)
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 7/28/07; 9:59:42 PM.
margaret cho joke freeway shit
this is one of those wonderful search requests that reads like the speech of that weird guy on the bus who talks to himself.
Discuss the search request found in r@d@r's log files on 7/27/07; 11:12:55 PM.
people afraid of married what shall ew called?
People afraid of Yoda grammar, what shall ew called?
Discuss the search request found in miss helen's log files on 7/23/07; 1:49:18 PM.
helga's nipples
Sadly, I could offer no German aureole here. Very specific, though. I hope you find Helga and her lovely pink nipples soon, sir. Perhaps she is on nipplebook.
Discuss (1 response) the search request found in miss helen's log files on 7/23/07; 1:46:01 PM.
shit snot fetish
Band Name Fodder can think of nothing to say but "BLECH!"
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 7/22/07; 3:53:43 PM.
authentic nazi pens
Google suggests the searcher might have been looking for "authentic nazi pins." Google has obviously been set up by by Southerners. (Well, so was Band Name Fodder but I don't think my Southern accent is obvious there.)
Discuss the search request found in Suzanne's log files on 7/19/07; 5:32:54 PM.
night elf nude
DSR has been getting a ton of hits for "night elf nude", "nude night elf" and other variations. Looking at pictures of night elves, it seems rather disgusting.
Discuss the search request found in Kevin's log files on 7/5/07; 11:37:34 PM.
people shitting
I don't like this one because of the search request, but because of the results. The first one says, "Getting an enema is one thing, but having a masked bandit surprise you from behind is something else! Yet no one will file a complaint." I don't know about other people, but I would complain. "Real Life Stories of People Shitting Their Pants", "Shitting in Space" and "PoopReport.com" are also among the results.
Discuss the search request found in Kevin's log files on 7/5/07; 11:28:18 PM.
"boy fucking girls"
Kids today are so greedy. In my day, we fucked one girl at a time and we were happy about it!
Discuss the search request found in Kevin's log files on 7/5/07; 9:59:20 PM.
autofellatio
Sorry, I'm so inflexible that my penis would have to be two feet long for that.
Discuss the search request found in Kevin's log files on 7/5/07; 9:54:02 PM.
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